Dänk 42Ø
2015-07-13 21:31:26 UTC
I visited Colorado a few weeks ago, and within minutes of arriving in
Pagosa Springs I made a beeline to the recreational marijuana store,
where I shelled out $100 for a variety of cannabis products, from
bud to marijuanated soda to the famous "O.Pen Vape" e-joint.
O.Pen is so cool! The cost of the vaporizer pen is $18, marijuana
oil cartridges cost $35-$40, and come in a variety of popular
strains, including Sour Diesel (I got Space Jill, a hybrid of
sativa and indica).
Vaporized marijuana produces a different high than smoking it, but
it still gets you high. The neat thing about O.Pen is that there
is no smell. You can barely feel the vapor going into your lungs,
you can sometimes see it when you exhale, but apparently nobody
can smell it. So you can toke anywhere! It's not like those
nicotine e-cigs cracksheads are always sucking on -- it only takes
one or two hits of marijuana vapor to keep you high for hours. It
is not entirely cough-free, however, but not nearly as bad as
smoking bud.
Now for bud: Even for a hardcore pothead like me, there are limits
to how much killer greed bud I can consume. They sell a minimum
amount of one gram, and that "Bruce Banner" bud I bought lasted me
all week. Oh, gawd, did it stink! Unlike that disgusting tobacco,
pot -- raw or burned -- always smells nice, but like tobacco there
is no getting it off your breath and clothes.
That's about all I have to say. It's wonderful to walk into a
store and buy LEGAL marijuana! No more back alley deals, no
shorted bags, no fake buds made out of mint, no looking over my
shoulder for cops, no Visine. I paid my tax, the shop
probably made fifty bucks profit off me, and nobody got hurt.
And, y'know, I really don't care if you disapprove of marijuana.
It's my little vice, I'm not using it around you, and if it
was mentholated tobacco sticks you'd give me the citizen of
the fuckin' year award for polluting your air with it. Fifty
fuckin' tobacco sticks a day, but at least that's not a "drug."
http://www.openvape.com/
Pagosa Springs I made a beeline to the recreational marijuana store,
where I shelled out $100 for a variety of cannabis products, from
bud to marijuanated soda to the famous "O.Pen Vape" e-joint.
O.Pen is so cool! The cost of the vaporizer pen is $18, marijuana
oil cartridges cost $35-$40, and come in a variety of popular
strains, including Sour Diesel (I got Space Jill, a hybrid of
sativa and indica).
Vaporized marijuana produces a different high than smoking it, but
it still gets you high. The neat thing about O.Pen is that there
is no smell. You can barely feel the vapor going into your lungs,
you can sometimes see it when you exhale, but apparently nobody
can smell it. So you can toke anywhere! It's not like those
nicotine e-cigs cracksheads are always sucking on -- it only takes
one or two hits of marijuana vapor to keep you high for hours. It
is not entirely cough-free, however, but not nearly as bad as
smoking bud.
Now for bud: Even for a hardcore pothead like me, there are limits
to how much killer greed bud I can consume. They sell a minimum
amount of one gram, and that "Bruce Banner" bud I bought lasted me
all week. Oh, gawd, did it stink! Unlike that disgusting tobacco,
pot -- raw or burned -- always smells nice, but like tobacco there
is no getting it off your breath and clothes.
That's about all I have to say. It's wonderful to walk into a
store and buy LEGAL marijuana! No more back alley deals, no
shorted bags, no fake buds made out of mint, no looking over my
shoulder for cops, no Visine. I paid my tax, the shop
probably made fifty bucks profit off me, and nobody got hurt.
And, y'know, I really don't care if you disapprove of marijuana.
It's my little vice, I'm not using it around you, and if it
was mentholated tobacco sticks you'd give me the citizen of
the fuckin' year award for polluting your air with it. Fifty
fuckin' tobacco sticks a day, but at least that's not a "drug."
http://www.openvape.com/